There once was a lovely shrubbery,
Whose leaves were all luscious and rubbery,
But the prodigal grower
Was a maniac mower
And the shrubs were all suddenly stubbly.
Sigmund Schmidt could not be beaten
in the sausage selling game
His shop in central Stuttgart
was of sausage selling fame
And it was so successful
it was where the famous came
To purchase lots of sausages;
THE BEST WURST was its name.
And they purchased lots of sausages
and took them to their carriages
to carry to their cottages and ate them every one.
But Sigmund Schmidt got bored and then
he took up the accordion
so he didn’t give a schnitzel that the sausages were gone.
Michael’s bicycle was a falsification.
He insisted it existed, but this was mistaken.
(the vehicle in question was merely suggestion
- with compliance reliant on substance ingestion).
a SAW from a woodmill came free
And came SOARing just like a Frisbee
The danger was great
i SAW it too late
Now im SORE where my leg used to be!